oncelut:

in health this girl was bragging about how big her boobs are and the teacher said ‘boobs are pure fat’ and the girl almost cried omfg

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

guineapiggies:

Benny, a paralyzed piggy who’s getting around just fine with his wheels.

(via Boston Pignic: June 2013)

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

rapunzeleyeswinchester:

helenhomicide:

croutoncat:

reblog if you have NEVER got a boner in ur life 

i wonder how many of you are girls.

all of us

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why is pollination not called floral sex

“I’ve been kind of lonely…”

thefuuuucomics:

nointerrruption:

do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re just gonna be coasting having friends but no best friends and working at an average level and just being nothing

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

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